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I'll switch between sarcastic and witty to complete social failure from time to time. Sorry about that.

hot4triangle:

kyrianne:

thatemilyperson:

kyrianne:

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

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I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes


morphia-writes:

oliviatheelf:

hippist:

finding-peace-within-me:

no words

finally someone put up the whole thing, tragically beautiful

I know someone will ask, so this is from the movie Watchmen. The entire movie has nothing to do with this scene, really, considering it’s about heroes. But it is a beautiful opener. 

If you think Watchmen had nothing to do with this scene ‘because it’s about heroes’ then you totally missed the point of the movie.


All women are born bad. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.


gradientlair:

christel-thoughts:

When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤


mrtimh:

danieljlayton:

mrtimh:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

On what planet does “Flicking it” sound acceptable?

Come to think of it I’m not sure whether pulling, spinning and bopping are desirable actions either… 

mrtimh:

danieljlayton:

mrtimh:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

On what planet does “Flicking it” sound acceptable?

Come to think of it I’m not sure whether pulling, spinning and bopping are desirable actions either… 


syrasi:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

My god this started out great and got epic faster than I could keep track


diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.


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to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.


jeniphyer:

yungthottieprincesa:

quierosonreir:

rustyredenbacher:

#NeverForget #TroyDavis 
…ever.

Troy Davis hit me hard.

mannn I shed some serious tears for that man

^^^^^^^^ i was literally sobbing during the entire time they were trying to get him a pardon

jeniphyer:

yungthottieprincesa:

quierosonreir:

rustyredenbacher:

#NeverForget #TroyDavis 

…ever.

Troy Davis hit me hard.

mannn I shed some serious tears for that man

^^^^^^^^ i was literally sobbing during the entire time they were trying to get him a pardon


solarsenpai:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago


stargates:

why is this so hard


versaceslut:

telapathetic:

this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow


ellie goulding needs to chill

versaceslut:

telapathetic:

this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow

ellie goulding needs to chill


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