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Miles, 15, M, UK. I'll switch between sarcastic and witty to complete social failure from time to time.
jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 


vorfreudde:

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it


hughsdancys:

red wedding: NOOOO

purple wedding: YOOOOO


princette:

hpmyn:

The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME


awfffsome:

ueaq:

ueaq:

"NAME ONE THING THATS BETTER IN AMERICA THAN IN BRITAIN" 

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I specially like that one that says you’re homophobic trash for not liking a show where none of the characters are gay.


youtubersalltheway:

everyone needs troye sivan in a cupboard on their blog


katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.


the-beauty-of-media:

The question we’ve all asked.

the-beauty-of-media:

The question we’ve all asked.


poopflow:

smokeweedandeatpizza:

This is where that aubrey gif came from.

IM CRYING


baronashura:

when you see gross porn of your favorite character

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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014


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